Bad joke of the day.

[KfabR8]

The ship goes down and three survivors make it to shore.
They are immediately grabbed up by the local tribe and taken to the Chief.
"If you want to survive, you must pass a two part test. If you want to die now and become dinner, just say so." says the Chief.
Naturally, they all three say "TEST!"
"Okay, I'll tell you the first part of the test, and then once you complete it, I'll tell you the second part." says the Chief.
"Fail either part of the test and you become dinner."
"First part: You must each go into the jungle, gather ten fruit of the same type and then come back here to camp."
Off they go into the jungle with escorts to make sure they don't try to escape.
First guy comes back carrying ten Kiwi fruit.
Chief says "You've done well. Now for the second part of the test. You must place all ten of these Kiwi into your rectum, one at a time. If you make even the slightest wince or grimace - react in any shape or form, off with your head."
First Kiwi goes in.
Second Kiwi goes in.
Third one starts and the guy winces in pain.
WHACK - and his head is gone.
Second guy walks up with ten cherries.
Chief gives the speech again.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and then "HA HA HA HA HA"
WHACK - and his head is gone.
There the two guys sit in Heaven and the first one turns to the second and says
"WHAT'S WITH YOU??? YOU HAD IT MADE!!!
"Yea, 'till I saw our buddy walking up with the pineapples!!!"

[harrison]

Kfab will probably be in Heaven before the devil even knows he's dead !!!