What does your dealer do for you?

[harrison]

Remember the Rolls Royce nipple joke ?See post: Some MUCH needed humor. Well this same 'old fellow joke tellers' name is Axel. He says he also has TRUISMS of olden days... A Rolls Royce owner was traveling in Tunisia when his rear end went out. He called to England and they sent a Tech with a new assembly to install and the RR owner was a very happy camper. When the RR owner went to the RR dealer to give them praise , they said we have no Tech. named Hans, and we never sent you a rear end nor have ANY reports of your rear end going out...That was the end of story.Now that is how you run a company !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gazza1]

No Dealer jokes but I will throw a couple of lame ones on the board.

1. What do you call a guy that hangs out with Musicians.

Answer - A Drummer.

2. Whats the difference between a pizza and a drummer.

Answer - A pizza can feed a family of four.


THE BEFORE AND AFTER OF FALLING IN LOVE.

Before - Passion
After -Ration

Before - Don't Stop
After - Don't Start

Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month

Before - Turbo Charged
After - Jump Start

Before - Charming
After - Chernobyl

Before - Time stands still
After- This relationship is going nowhere.


BUMPER STICKERS.

*Honk-if you want to see my finger.

*Honk - if you love peace and quiet

*Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

*I used to be indecisive now I am not so sure

*No sense being pessimistic as it won't work out

*I took a IQ Test and the results were negative.

*Change is inevitable.except from a vending machine.

*Rehab is for quitters.

*He who laughs last thinks slowest

*Keep Honking..I'm reloading

And finally...

* Don't take life to seriously as you won't get out alive.

[SebringSilver]

Ever heard about the 80-pound midget with the 40-pound balls?

He's half nuts.