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    Exclamation gf of past sent me this realization

    A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
    NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
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    Re: gf of past sent me this realization

    haha, I can independently confirm the results of this study.
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    Re: gf of past sent me this realization

    lol, living it tonight...its that time...
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    Re: gf of past sent me this realization

    Not wanting to pour water on this joke (which, of course, would not help with a petrol fire ) ... but my other half never gets the crazies!!! I think I should count myself very lucky!

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    Re: gf of past sent me this realization

    Quote Originally Posted by Garyhun View Post
    Not wanting to pour water on this joke (which, of course, would not help with a petrol fire ) ... but my other half never gets the crazies!!! I think I should count myself very lucky!

    Perhaps I should track back from the Alps trip start date just to check. I can't imagine the fun that I would have cooped up with my missus for 8 days at the doom and gloom time!

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    Re: gf of past sent me this realization

    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    Perhaps I should track back from the Alps trip start date just to check. I can't imagine the fun that I would have cooped up with my missus for 8 days at the doom and gloom time!
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    I still have Both eyes,NO burn marks/stump up rear, so,walking on egg shells/Japanese paper floor, during those days has reaped rewards. \"/ Compassion is a GOOOD thing.
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    Re: gf of past sent me this realization

    Quote Originally Posted by harrison View Post
    I still have Both eyes,NO burn marks/stump up rear, so,walking on egg shells/Japanese paper floor, during those days has reaped rewards. "/ Compassion is a GOOOD thing.
    As is a steady supply of shiny little rocks, spa days, shopping days, and whatever else money (that could be better spent on more cars IMHO) buys.
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