Track-side humor.

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    Senior Member harrison's Avatar
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    Unhappy Track-side humor.

    I shared this story with the car wash fellows and they had a laugh... A couple of track sessions ago, a Mercedes SLK went off track because he didn't let his tires warm up. I saw him get sideways in the gravel and then roll two times sideways, and end over end once, landing with the sticky side down. I was flagged to stop immediatly-right along side the unfortunate guy. Turns out his wife was riding along. She opened her door and leaned outside the car to let her nose bleed freely.The husband jumped out and inspected his totalled car-EVERY panel ruined ... BEFORE he went to his wifes' assistance !
    GONE-BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN '8,R8 V8,Paddles,Mag ride,Jet-Blue/Carbon blades,Smoke chrome OEM 5 spokes & Lambo S.L. whls,Miltek exh.PPI Steering whl,rear wing,front grill,air filter kit.C.F.interior trim,V10 sideskirts,premium black leather,B&O,navi,camara. KEEPURSHINEYSIDEUP/STICKYSIDEDOWN VIDEO:R8 in CANYON video ... janerinsurance.com/r8 ...\"/

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    Re: Track-side humor.

    lol .... I need to find myself a wife as thoughtful as that (that blood would have made quite a mess inside the car) :-)
    Doug Buchanan ... '08 4.2 R-Tronic with STaSIS S/C in Jet Blue; Oxy Silver sideblades; Limestone Grey interior
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    Previous machines ... a variety of Porsches (E, SC, 930, 993)

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    Re: Track-side humor.

    My first wife crashed my 911. My first question...how is the car.
    '04 A8L and '09 R8 R-Tronic, Ice Silver, Limestone Grey, Carbon Side-blades, Engine and Interior, Premium package, B&O, Upgrade leather, Navigation Plus

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    Re: Track-side humor.

    I've never been married. When I show people my new R8 I say, "Meet the wife and kids."

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